Callie Collins

Position(s) - 2B

Height - 5’5”

Weight - Women over 30 never have to tell

Favorite Baseball Movie - The Sandlot

Favorite Artist/Band - Jason Molina

Favorite Local Bar - King Bee

Favorite Player - Craig Biggio

Least Favorite Player - Curt Asshole Schilling

Favorite Pre-Ejection Move: A look of pure pity for the ump and his whole damn family

Favorite Baseball Term - Lookin Dead Red

"Perhaps they won only because they didn't want this ended. Perhaps they won because they were unbored"

-Roger Angell