Thomas Slanker

 

Position(s) - Pitcher, IF

Height - 6'0"

Weight - 185

Favorite Baseball Movie - Bad News Bears, The First One

Favorite Artist/Band - Tupac

Favorite Local Bar - Gourmands

Favorite Player - Big Papi

Least Favorite Player - Bryce Harper

Favorite Pre-Ejection Move - The Bird

Favorite Baseball Term - Chin Music

 

"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

- Eddie Harris